• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

Tosh.0 Blog

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 22, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

From Around the Web

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 9, 2015 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter comments about Tosh.0.

HoverBoardsWYS

Just call him Toshtradamus…

Get Your Poncho Ready

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 15, 2014 at 5:00PM

ComingSoon

She's nothing if not ambitious.

[via Pretty Wasted]

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Solid Insight, Earvin

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 14, 2014 at 1:00PM

MagicPrediction

Incidentally, they don't call him "Magic" for his wizardry with words.

[via LOL Factory]

What Twitter Says About Your Sleep

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 24, 2010 at 12:00PM

SleepingTime.org is a website that will analyze any Twitter account and use that person's tweet times to determine when they are most likely to be sleeping.

I ran my account through the system and it said I am "more likely to be asleep between 1am and 9am."  Surprisingly accurate.  (Though just between you and me, I'd give myself until at least 9:30, probably 10am on a good day.)

I'm not sure how the site works, but I feel like it could be made even more accurate by searching for certain words.

Example: "Mike is more likely to be asleep between 1am and 9am, unless he has tweeted the words 'beer' or 'motherfuckers' in the past 24 hours, in which case he is more likely to be asleep between 5am and noon."

[NOTE: The site has been having some issues from getting too much traffic.  I had to try a number of times before it gave me an accurate assessment.]

[via Mashable]