• Caption Challenge

    Goth Grub
    Goth Grub

    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

Tosh.0 Blog

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 9, 2015 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter comments about Tosh.0.


Just call him Toshtradamus…

From Around the Web

Get Your Poncho Ready

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 15, 2014 at 5:00PM


She's nothing if not ambitious.

[via Pretty Wasted]




coming soon

five guys




Solid Insight, Earvin

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 14, 2014 at 1:00PM


Incidentally, they don't call him "Magic" for his wizardry with words.

[via LOL Factory]

What Twitter Says About Your Sleep

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 24, 2010 at 12:00PM

SleepingTime.org is a website that will analyze any Twitter account and use that person's tweet times to determine when they are most likely to be sleeping.

I ran my account through the system and it said I am "more likely to be asleep between 1am and 9am."  Surprisingly accurate.  (Though just between you and me, I'd give myself until at least 9:30, probably 10am on a good day.)

I'm not sure how the site works, but I feel like it could be made even more accurate by searching for certain words.

Example: "Mike is more likely to be asleep between 1am and 9am, unless he has tweeted the words 'beer' or 'motherfuckers' in the past 24 hours, in which case he is more likely to be asleep between 5am and noon."

[NOTE: The site has been having some issues from getting too much traffic.  I had to try a number of times before it gave me an accurate assessment.]

[via Mashable]

Call of the Year

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 1, 2009 at 11:00AM

I'm not much of a Rachel Maddow fan, but I am a big baseball fan, and despite not loving the "messenger," this video is one of my favorite things I've seen on the Internet this year.

Seattle Mariners' color commentator Mike Blowers predicts a homerun before the game all the way down to the specific pitch (and almost predicts exactly where the ball will land).

Now, for those not deep into the baseball world, there is actually a guy who is known for catching home run balls: Zack Hample.  He has a blog on MLB.com discussing his exploits and has written books on how to obtain balls at games.  Still, I think even Hample would be seriously impressed by Blowers prediction.

Oddly enough though, as good as Blowers might be at predicting home runs, he really needs to work on his laugh.  Come on, man!  You're on television!  Save your school boy laugh for orgasms and acid trips.