Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Stephen A. Smith has backed the NBA Finals loser for 6 straight years. ESPN: You don't have to be right, you just have to say things.
- Bernie Sanders supporters plan fart-in Hillary protest. At his age, Bernie's participating whether he wants to or not.
- Woman wakes up to 16-foot python in her bedroom. No, this isn't a clip description from Pornhub.
- Cheetos museum offering prizes for Cheetos that look like other things. If you need me, I'll be hunting for art.
- What really happens when you swallow gum. The internet has ruined all the best urban myths.
- Hump Day's got your fill of booty.