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Get To The Chapel Now

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | May 25, 2015 at 11:00PM


It only got weird when the best man ended his toast by ripping out the father of the bride's spine.

[via Kill Some Time]


From Around the Web

10 Terrible Album Covers

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 16, 2015 at 3:00PM


Because all you scumbags are illegally pirating your music these days (something that I am morally opposed to and would NEVER do), the album cover has largely become a thing of the past. Sure, they still technically exist, but mostly just as thumbnails on your Pandorify or whatever it's called. So in this digital age, how the hell is an artist like Dick Black supposed to offer up a taste of himself?

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The Rare Desert Vagina

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 12, 2014 at 10:00AM

They attract weak, male victims with promises of endless pleasure, then pretty much just eat them alive.

[via Break]






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10 Super Subway Passengers

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 7, 2014 at 3:00PM

There are few places on earth where you can expect to see more frightening/fascinating people than on the subway. I don't know what it is, but there's just something about an underground train that brings out the very best of the wingnuts.

Take our friend here for example. After a night out on the town he's riding home in the comfort of only his own skin, whilst enjoying one last brew for the road. He is who he is, and those are his balls. Deal with it.

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Big-Ass Litter Box

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 20, 2014 at 3:00PM

The kids promise if you buy them an ocelot they'll take care of it, but two weeks in you're the one slaughtering 3 chickens a day to feed the damn thing.

[via Acid Cow]