Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Check out this 8-bit video game version of The Shawshank Redemption. And try not to cry little pixelated tears at the end.
- There's a text message you can send that turns off the recipient's iPhone. If you need me, I'll be torturing my friends all day.
- Watch this insane backflip football catch. I strained my quad pooping yesterday.
- Now watch this insane backflip two-football catch. Because the internet is full of immediate one-uppers.
- This is the world's largest yacht. Just thought you might want to feel horrible about your life.
- New study says being good at your job just means more work for you. Mediocrity is the way to true happiness.
- If you thought your Wednesday would be devoid of butts, you were wrong.
- The Cavaliers celebrated their win with an awkward dip in the hot tub. And J.R. Smith managed to not viciously elbow anyone in the face.