• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

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Scratching POTUS

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 24, 2016 at 5:00PM

ObamaScratchingPost

My cat is such a right-wing nut all she does is talk about guns and rip this thing to shreds.

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From Around the Web

First Time Spelling?

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 3, 2014 at 5:00PM

ObamaAntchrist

He was once burned alive under a giant magnifying glass and resurrected three days later.

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Get A Load Of This Guy

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 28, 2013 at 2:00PM

"I know he said no photos, but I can be sly about it."

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Teach 'Em Early

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 22, 2013 at 12:00PM

This is how white guys have to find their penises.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Bobby McGlinchey.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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Obama's Biggest Fan

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 11, 2011 at 5:00PM

Omigod are you the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden? Big fan. Huuuuge fan. The hugest.

[via HyperVocal]