• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

Tosh.0 Blog

Valiant Attempt

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 14, 2016 at 10:00AM

This is the only watchable 15 seconds of soccer I have ever seen.

[via YouTube]

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From Around the Web

Hitching Post

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 14, 2016 at 6:00PM

BabyHitchingPost

Finally, a place for day drinkers to put the baby so everyone doesn't freak out when I leave it in the car.

[via Joe Monster]

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Looks Like A Mistake

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 9, 2016 at 2:00PM

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If I give him $30, can he make it look like an adult did it?

[via Izismile]

No One Else Will

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 22, 2016 at 4:00PM

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"What's my type? Anything that actively repels other females."

[via TC Mag]

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Tattletale

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 5, 2016 at 4:00PM

notice

It's about time someone stood up for the good people of the heroin community!

[via TC Mag]