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Sexy And Sweet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 20, 2014 at 10:00AM

I don't want anything with crust near my private parts either.

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Hang Out With Your Wang Out

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 12, 2014 at 10:00AM

This marks the first time ballet flats are in any way sexual.

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10 Precious Prom Pics

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 2, 2014 at 3:00PM

Prom time is here again! You can literally smell the young love and awkward, clumsy sex in the air. This guy might want to slow down since touching a bare leg at that age might be enough to ruin his rented tux pants, but overall he's about to have quite a magical night.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Dawgs

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 28, 2014 at 4:00PM

It's starting to get weird when my pets want to cuddle with me at night.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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Father-Son Photoshoot

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 23, 2014 at 1:00PM

Just out of frame is the uncomfortable lady who supervises their weekend visits.

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Just A Couple Dudes Doing Sports

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 16, 2014 at 8:00PM

Get caught pulling off that flex pose in the bedroom and you will feel anything but victorious.

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