If he can stay silent through this, he'll reach nirvana.
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
If any schools are looking for a sex ed teacher, we're pretty sure he's available.
Kid's always strutting around daycare like his shitty diaper don't stink.
We just had the first big blizzard of the year – and there have been some mixed reactions. Most people are like, ugh snow, because that's how we react to everything now. But some people still know how to have fun.
Those are the ones we honor here today with this list. Show full post
Say what you will about homeless guys, but they know how to turn up the heat.