They gotta recreate this pic 20 years from now.
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
How are we feeling about Whole Foods marketing towards today's independent woman?
[via Ebaum's World]
The one thing they could never vaporize with those phasers was their virginity.
[via Acid Cow]
She must be so embarrassed, her mom filming in portrait mode and all.
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