• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

Throwback Thursday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 21, 2013 at 6:00PM

Each week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.

When given Adderall, the spider wrote a thirty page paper in under an hour, then dressed like a whore and went out for the night.

[via YouTube]

From Around the Web