• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

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Throwback Thursday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 6, 2014 at 6:00PM

No amount of gold, yachts and fancy filters will make people genuinely like you.That's not a joke that's just some REAL SHIT RIGHT THERE.

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From Around the Web

Anything Good On?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 23, 2014 at 11:00AM

Take some LSD and boom! You're watching cartoons.

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Get It?!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 3, 2014 at 10:00AM

As a general rule of thumb I always give money to people in bucket hats.

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let's do lunch




side of road


10 People Passed Out In Public

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 6, 2014 at 3:00PM

The human body is a temple, but if you poison it with just the right amount of sweet, delicious alcohol, it becomes a lifeless husk that serves only to entertain others. The public pass-out is a time-honored tradition throughout the world, so let's give it its due respect.

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Taste The Savings

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 26, 2013 at 3:00PM

If you think Hamburger Helper is too much of a high-fallutin' rich-folk meal, then we've got just the thing for you.

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