If it’s your birthday you get the first scoop.
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Order "Collas" and "Exposed Arms" on DVD or Blu-Ray.
Guys they NEED a nap before they fight to the death.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
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Sadly, ever since turning 90, grandma hasn't had much control over when and where she makes her dump cakes.
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Thank God you saved it. Pretty sure flushing that thing would count as an illegal late-term abortion.
I find the most effective anti-theft device is roughly 150 lbs. of bird shit.
Tryouts to be the new host on The View.
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