If I fits, I shits.
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I've been making poo flavored curry for years. The recipe is simple:
– Eat curry
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I don't know who you are or why cartoon Lionel Richie is shitting on your hat, but I think we should be best friends.
You could have at least let him finish before picking him.
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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
If you want to keep all the donuts for yourself, sacrifices must be made.
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