Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Watch the two-hat dance. This guy gets down in a way my rhythm-less white body never will.
- The Most Interesting Man in the carpool lane. I find sex dolls are a lot less obvious.
- Millions of dollars in gold found in feces. Anyone have a strainer they don't particularly care about?
- Here's a chef whipping up tiny burgers. Because we have officially run out of shit to do.
- Check out the 11 most insane news stories to come out Florida in 2015. Thank you, Sunshine State. You make the internet news worth reading.
- Willie Nelson is launching his own brand of weed. Here's hoping he remembers to follow through with it.
- It's big boob Thursday! What? That's a thing.
- This 8-year-old hit a backwards buzzer-beater and you will never do anything this cool.