Penguins are into some sick kinky stuff, man.
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
Thankfully dad doesn’t have any back hair for it to stick to.
They say cake goes straight to your hips, but I'm pretty sure this one came straight from some hips.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
This has to make it into the “One Shining Moment” montage at the end of the NCAA tournament.