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This Is A Cake

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 10, 2014 at 2:00PM

If it’s your birthday you get the first scoop.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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cake

cat

county fair

dessert

first prize

food

gross

litter box

pee

poop

sweets

ugly cake

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 6, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[video via Barstool]

Make Mine Chocolate!

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 30, 2014 at 10:00AM

Sadly, ever since turning 90, grandma hasn't had much control over when and where she makes her dump cakes.

[via Uber Humor]

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baking

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cook book

dump

dump cakes

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wtf

The Bar Has Been Set

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 29, 2014 at 3:00PM

Thank God you saved it. Pretty sure flushing that thing would count as an illegal late-term abortion.

[via Oddersite]

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arm

giant

gross

huge

painful

poo

poop

record

scale

shit

Prime Parking Spot

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 21, 2014 at 6:00PM

I find the most effective anti-theft device is roughly 150 lbs. of bird shit.

[via Izismile]

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bird

camouflage

car

covered

parking

poop

porsche

shit

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: You're Crap

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 18, 2014 at 12:00PM

You're Crap

Tryouts to be the new host on The View.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Brian Behan.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[photo: Yoru Tamanaka/Staff/Getty Images]