• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

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We All Do

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | September 26, 2016 at 11:00PM

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And no one says you have to stop. We'll always be proud of you.

[via The Chive]

From Around the Web

10 People Who Should Just Eat Out

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 23, 2016 at 3:00PM

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I think Ice-T said it best when he said, "Cookin' ain't easy." Or something like that. We all have to eat, so most of us have at least tried it out, but a surprising number of us are utterly useless at feeding ourselves.

Here are a few people who should just wall off the kitchen in their homes.

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 21, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Fit For A King

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 20, 2016 at 2:00PM

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I haven't been this embarrassed for a rich person since Corey Feldman's Today Show appearance.

[via Uber Humor]

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The Results Are In

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 18, 2016 at 10:00PM

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My money is on Charlie, the family dog.

[via Reddit]