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Day At The Beach

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 27, 2015 at 10:00PM

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I’m done spending money on sunscreen if seagull poop is a quality substitute.

[via Izismile]

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From Around the Web

Look At This Adorable Constipated Puppy

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 26, 2015 at 10:00PM

We all learn the hard way that we can’t eat an entire block of Velveeta cheese in one sitting.

[via Bar Stool Sports]

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Shi**y Explanation

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 24, 2015 at 8:00PM

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Maybe he was being chased by a bear. Yeah, that’s probably it.

[via Reddit]

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Stall Trek

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 24, 2015 at 7:00PM

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This joke is almost worth the chlamydia I contracted from the toilet seat.

[via Break]

Popular Poo

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 23, 2015 at 6:00PM

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Looks like he’s attracted some bar flies too.

[via Lol He He He]

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