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The Bar Has Been Set

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 29, 2014 at 3:00PM

Thank God you saved it. Pretty sure flushing that thing would count as an illegal late-term abortion.

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Prime Parking Spot

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 21, 2014 at 6:00PM

I find the most effective anti-theft device is roughly 150 lbs. of bird shit.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: You're Crap

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 18, 2014 at 12:00PM

You're Crap

Tryouts to be the new host on The View.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Brian Behan.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[photo: Yoru Tamanaka/Staff/Getty Images]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: You're Crap

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 14, 2014 at 4:00PM

You're Crap

She's long and thin, so she won't clog the toilet.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[photo: Yoru Tamanaka/Staff/Getty Images]

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Droppin’ Bombs

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 28, 2014 at 2:00PM

Guys can I be honest with you?

Good.

I want to try this.

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