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10 Crimes That Obviously Happened in Florida

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 26, 2016 at 3:00PM

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This week I got into an actual argument with my Floridian parents over whether Florida is the weirdest state in the country. So today I decided to put a little exclamation point on the end of my argument with the power of the internet.

Here is some of the dumb shit that could only happen there. Read 'em and weep, Pops!

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From Around the Web

An Aviary Classic

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 26, 2016 at 1:00PM

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I wish I could say this didn't make me laugh unjustifiably hard, but… I can't lie.

[via Daily Garlic]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 25, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

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Mud Butt

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 22, 2016 at 1:00PM

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At some point, apologies and free burritos aren't going to be enough, Chipotle.

[via Izismile]

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Classy Crapper

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 15, 2016 at 10:00AM

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Really embrace that public diarrhea, folks.

[via Reddit]

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