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Delivery!

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 16, 2015 at 11:00AM

Delivery

I trust all of you are waiting at least 72 hours before swimming?

[via Izismile]

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From Around the Web

Ride The Wild Clam Jam!

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 10, 2015 at 1:00PM

Sure, the vagina has stopping power. But wouldn't landing in a small pool be more fun?

[via LOL Hehehe]

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No Sunscreen Required

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 6, 2015 at 2:00PM

indoorpool

He downloaded a sweet ocean sound app on his phone and replaced his bed with a hammock. Best. Summer. Ever.

[via World Wide Internet]

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Pool Of Drool

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 29, 2015 at 9:00PM

poolofdrool

This kid needs to start sleeping on a pool noodle.

[via Uber Humor]

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Summer Has Arrived

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 25, 2015 at 12:00PM

memorialday

The pools are officially open so it’s time to show the world your “dad bod” you’ve been working on all winter.

Enjoy the holiday we’ll be back in full swing tomorrow.

[via Uber Humor]

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Seems A Bit Overpriced

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 12, 2015 at 8:00PM

walmartpoo

Some poor worker in a Third World Country sat on a toilet for three days to produce this.

[via Reddit]