They don't take kindly to hustlers 'round this basement.
[via TC Mag]
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
This is considered a dangerous stunt only because of all the flesh eating bacteria in the bottom of that pool.
A weekly shout out to some of the many ladies of Tosh.0.
Good thing she wasn't trying to bellyflop.
It’s pretty obvious which one is the kiddie pool.
[via The Chive]