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It’s A Major Award

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 11, 2014 at 12:00PM

The Golden Poo of Excellence award goes to the public restroom that provides the most comfortable and clean environment to go number two.

[via Izismile]

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Everyone Is Having So Much Fun

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 6, 2014 at 10:00PM

“Oh yeah, about all that food aid money … I spent it on a giant poo machine that makes fart noises.”

[via Bro My God]

The Bar Has Been Set

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 29, 2014 at 3:00PM

Thank God you saved it. Pretty sure flushing that thing would count as an illegal late-term abortion.

[via Oddersite]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: You're Crap

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 14, 2014 at 4:00PM

You're Crap

She's long and thin, so she won't clog the toilet.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[photo: Yoru Tamanaka/Staff/Getty Images]

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Feel Free To Go Outside The Lines

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 5, 2014 at 10:00AM

Currently looking through my 64-pack to find the crayon closest to baby poop green.

[via Meme Whore]

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Did Ya Eat Some Gum, Buddy?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 10, 2014 at 10:00AM

Turns out we both love watermelon.

[via Uber Humor]

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