What about her ex-boyfriend's mom's daughter-in-law?
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Snoop Dogg is face-palming right now for never thinking of calling himself the Mayor-juana of Long Beach.
Given her history I'd say we have to stand with Hillary because she never gets on her knees. Heyo!!
And just to remind you that both political parties are absolutely insane:
Which dress wants control over my reproductive rights?