Zika is so hot right now.
[via Break Rules Not Nails]
"No, it's fine. I just thought you meant something else when you said you wanted to polish my hardwood."
[via LOL Hehehe]
The rest of that chicken is tied down in her Fisher-Price Torture Chamber in the basement.
Pretty cool that in the fall she can rake leaves with her hands.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: