Zika is so hot right now.
[via Break Rules Not Nails]
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
"No, it's fine. I just thought you meant something else when you said you wanted to polish my hardwood."
[via LOL Hehehe]
The rest of that chicken is tied down in her Fisher-Price Torture Chamber in the basement.
Pretty cool that in the fall she can rake leaves with her hands.
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