• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

Winging It

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 7, 2016 at 4:00PM

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Zika is so hot right now.

[via Break Rules Not Nails]

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From Around the Web

Clean Porn

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 7, 2015 at 11:00AM

"No, it's fine. I just thought you meant something else when you said you wanted to polish my hardwood."

[via LOL Hehehe]

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Aww, That's So Cu…Disturbing

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 15, 2015 at 4:00PM

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The rest of that chicken is tied down in her Fisher-Price Torture Chamber in the basement.

[via AcidCow]

She Goes Through So Much Polish

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 30, 2014 at 2:00PM

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Pretty cool that in the fall she can rake leaves with her hands.

[via FailBlog]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 29, 2013 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: