• Caption Challenge

    Goth Grub
    Goth Grub

    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    If any schools are looking for a sex ed teacher, we're pretty sure he's available.

Tosh.0 Blog

Clean Porn

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 7, 2015 at 11:00AM

"No, it's fine. I just thought you meant something else when you said you wanted to polish my hardwood."

[via LOL Hehehe]

Tags: 

clean

dust

fake

living room

polish

porn

Sex

spring

swiffer

From Around the Web

Aww, That's So Cu…Disturbing

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 15, 2015 at 4:00PM

chicken nails

The rest of that chicken is tied down in her Fisher-Price Torture Chamber in the basement.

[via AcidCow]

She Goes Through So Much Polish

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 30, 2014 at 2:00PM

grossnails

Pretty cool that in the fall she can rake leaves with her hands.

[via FailBlog]

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car

ew

gross

long

nail

nails

paint

polish

wtf

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 29, 2013 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 17, 2012 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

And you get crack 4 lunch?! I want your job.