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Just Do It Already!

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 15, 2013 at 3:00PM

"Okay, so if he misses the giant pad we're all cool with just saying he jumped, right?"

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Full Moon, Piggies!

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 10, 2013 at 5:00PM

This seemed like a great idea until he got tasered in the butthole.

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Till 2nd Degree Assault Charges Do You Part

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 11, 2013 at 8:00PM

In Ohio there is a zero tolerance policy when it comes to not wearing white after Labor day.

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PCP 1, Fence 0

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 4, 2013 at 10:00PM

Any drug that will make you oblivious to getting splinters in your genitals is next level stuff.

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Unhand My Dong, Good Sir!

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 4, 2013 at 1:00PM

He has more dignity and grace in the tip of his penis than all of those men combined.

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The Customer Is Always Right (And Twitchy)

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 3, 2013 at 5:00PM

It's times like these when you need cheap, affordable crack to take your mind off your crushing debt. And all the spiders crawling under your skin.

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