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Is There A Problem, Officers?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 12, 2014 at 2:00PM

"You can put my hands behind my back if you want, just know I've rubbed them all over my taint."

[via Reddit]

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10 F*cks That Simply Can't Be Given

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 7, 2014 at 3:00PM

Have you ever gotten to that point where you just can't bring yourself to care about anything? I think we all have, but so few of us have actually reached our true potential for indifference.

The genuine heroes in this post however, like the man who won't let one little arrest harsh his buzz, have officially reached the apex of not giving a fuck. In fact, they passed it a long time ago and haven't looked back, because frankly, they can't be bothered to.

Click below for more people who refuse to give any more than exactly zero fucks… Show full post

Snug Fit

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 23, 2014 at 11:00AM

It's always tough to get back into your riot gear right after the holidays.

[via Izismile]

Now He's REALLY Craving Donuts

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 16, 2014 at 4:00PM

"Could you please remove the photo of me pretending to take a fat rip from a huge bong?" -this cop in about 5 hours

[via Izismile]

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Pride Of The Force

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 16, 2014 at 11:00AM

He doesn't hold much real authority, but if he sees you murdering anyone he'll definitely let you know how disappointed he is.

[via Acid Cow]

I See What You Did There

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 6, 2014 at 9:00PM

Someone must have purchased the Kid Trax helicopter that was on top of the Viper box.

[via Imgur]

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