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    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    This is exactly why we need more female musicians.

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    If any schools are looking for a sex ed teacher, we're pretty sure he's available.

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Here Comes The Perp

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 18, 2015 at 1:00PM

BrideArrest

Apparently hotwiring a limo doesn't count as "something borrowed."

[via Izifunny]

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arrest

bride

cops

dress

handcuffs

police

wedding

From Around the Web

Goat Nap

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 16, 2015 at 3:00PM

GoatPillow

Suddenly a man can't sleep on a barnyard animal in the middle of the park without getting hassled by the fuzz?

And yes, that is our old pal Gary the Goat.

[via Tumblr]

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cops

gary

goat

nap

park

pillow

police

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The Need For Speed..ing Ticket

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 15, 2015 at 9:00PM

Updated rankings for the worst Fast and Furious films:

1. Tokyo Drift

2. The one above

3. Any other sequel that didn’t involve The Rock

[via Speed Society]

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car

cop

cops

drag racing

police

race

racing

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Flame-Broiled Heads Up

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 15, 2015 at 5:00PM

BKWarning

Isn't that assumed? You might as well warn me there are "Burgers Inside."

[via iFunny]

Festival Royalty

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 14, 2015 at 10:00AM

bow

Hope the other side of her shirt doesn't say, "Take your best shot."

[via Radass]

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beer

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drinking

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uniform

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 10, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

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alaska

baby

bed

bomb

boobs

car

cleavage

cop

dog

dust

elon musk

gross

guide

hot girls

husband

internet

links

making

making the bed

mars

mites

news

nfl

nuclear

nuke

patrol

police

predictions

prison

puke

science

season

sick

space x

steal

stolen

tesla

thursday

tinder

what you're missing

wife