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Priorities

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 28, 2016 at 9:00PM

mcdonaldsticket

If I’m gonna get a ticket I’d rather get the bad news while shoveling a 20-piece McNugget down my throat.

[via The Chive]

From Around the Web

NYPDong

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 27, 2016 at 1:00PM

CopsAreDicks

So funny until they caught the 12-year-old who did it and beat the shit out of him.

[via Radass]

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balls

car

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jizz

NYPD

penis

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snow

winter

Typical Police Response

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 27, 2016 at 12:00PM

police

And then he shot it, just in case.

[via BroMyGod]

Frisky Police

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 15, 2016 at 11:00AM

"Do you have a carry permit for this trouser cannon?"

[via Imgur]

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feel

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hands

hung

penis

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shirtless

When You Can't Hide In The Closet

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 14, 2016 at 4:00PM

stuck

Thank your side chick today. It's a dangerous job.

[via Fail.To]

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bra

building

cop

dangerous

fireman

ladder

ledge

lingerie

outside

panties

police

rescue

scaling

thong

This Doesn’t End Well

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 19, 2015 at 12:00PM

beerpour

Pouring out a perfectly good beer seems as good a reason as any to be beaten with a billy club.

[via The Chive]

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arrested

balls

beat

beer

billy club

cop

dumb

police

pour

prank

stupid

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