That probably went so much more awesomely in his head.
"You know what else protects your skin from harmful UV rays, ma'am? Literally any clothing."
“Thanks for intervening, officer. I would have never finished my project if I’d kept looking at porn all day.”
This is what happens when you treat the K-9 unit to some pre-shift Del Taco.
They've also taken out a series of bus bench ads to honor their "Covert Operative of the Year."