Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Bad Lip Reading is back with a Presidential Poetry Slam. "Stealthily Bobby" really pulls at the heartstrings.
- This old lady Cubs fan is ready to celebrate. With some Jager and a quick shout out to all her dead relatives.
- Girl Scout Cookie cereal is coming. In case you needed a reason to get high even earlier.
- A woman is suing KFC for $20mil for not filling her bucket to the top. She is truly the voice of the people.
- It's Monday, so feel free to show your bra the door.