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Road Poetry

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 9, 2014 at 10:00AM

God, if I should keep pursuing my dream of being a rapper, send me a sign…

[via Bro My God]

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Fan Favorites: Epic Beard Man

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 6, 2013 at 6:00PM

Casey Smith from U of Mich,

I grant your wish 'cause you tha ish.

And even though this one's been done,

Who cares? Encores are so much fun.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

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Pamela Anderson Wrote A Poem For 'Playboy'

Posted by: Carly Hallam | December 16, 2010 at 3:00PM

This is the end of that poem:

"The youth … The wild that rose up from the ashes. The adults … Living and dead that fought for our rights … Artists … Sweet artists …. Hold on … Crazy, the world goes on … And goes …."

You're probably confused. But that's probably just because you didn't get to read the beginning.

Guess we'll all have to go buy 'Playboy' now. Those ellipses aren't reading themselves.

Also, Islam Erotica? Yeah, this issue has serious potential.

[via USA Today]

An Ode To Screen Grabs

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | November 3, 2009 at 2:00PM

grab

Classic screen grab hilarity!

And now, my love for screen grabs expressed in the form of poetry*.

AN ODE TO SCREEN GRABS

Screen grabs, oh screen grabs, I must admit
You make me chuckle and that's legit
As I comb through the internet, day by day
You're a guaranteed laugh; a sure fire way.

You catch people's missteps
One click at a time,
Without any reason, without any rhyme.
It's sometimes an image, sometimes some words,
Screen grabs will show you the dumb and absurd.

Screen grabs, I love you.
Marry me.

*DISCLAIMER: This post is admittedly lame.
But I have lost my mind, and if one of you sends us the WoW freakout video ONE MORE TIME I will ONLY POST INTERNET POETRY!

You have been warned!

[grab via Reddit]