Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- What's Black Friday in Kentucky without a $5 waffle iron fight? When bargain waffles are on the line, shit gets real.
- Kobe Bryant announced his retirement with a poem. And it starts with, "There once was a man from Nantucket…"
- Enjoy these discount codes on Cyber Monday. I'm still reeling from finding out today isn't about anonymous chat room sex.
- Get your lady some Golden Girls granny panties for Christmas! Maybe don't get her Blanche though, she might take it the wrong way.
- Relive the majesty that was Miss Criminal 2015. For all of Brazil's shortcomings, they do prison beauty pageants right.
- Dad is disappointed in his son's choice of girlfriend. "This is not the girlfriend you're looking for…"
- Mondays are no fun. Bras as no fun. Forget them both.