Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
I believe a beige Ford Focus was the only car that eluded Nic Cage in Gone In 60 Seconds.
Put those on a lazy Susan and you've got yourself a game of suppertime Russian roulette.
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"Is there a problem, officer? I'll just ask you to consult my license plate and kindly move along."
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