It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
If any schools are looking for a sex ed teacher, we're pretty sure he's available.
I believe a beige Ford Focus was the only car that eluded Nic Cage in Gone In 60 Seconds.
Put those on a lazy Susan and you've got yourself a game of suppertime Russian roulette.
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"Is there a problem, officer? I'll just ask you to consult my license plate and kindly move along."
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