He's like a well-oiled, meagerly paid, undocumented machine.
Put those on a lazy Susan and you've got yourself a game of suppertime Russian roulette.
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"Is there a problem, officer? I'll just ask you to consult my license plate and kindly move along."
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This custom plate is much more commonly used and accepted in the UK.
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Well I can hold up one college degree, which is even more impressive.
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