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Conservative Theft Auto

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 10, 2015 at 11:00AM

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I believe a beige Ford Focus was the only car that eluded Nic Cage in Gone In 60 Seconds.

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Sweet Rack

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 18, 2015 at 1:00PM

He's like a well-oiled, meagerly paid, undocumented machine.

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Dinner At The Zimmermans

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 23, 2014 at 1:00PM

Put those on a lazy Susan and you've got yourself a game of suppertime Russian roulette.

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That's All The Proof I Need

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 16, 2014 at 2:00PM

"Is there a problem, officer? I'll just ask you to consult my license plate and kindly move along."

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License For Profanity

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 11, 2014 at 3:00PM

This custom plate is much more commonly used and accepted in the UK.

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