Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Shia Labeouf does a modern dance in Sia's new music video. With a 12-year-old girl. It's weird.
- An artful goodbye to Stuart Scott. Nothing but the best for the man who coined, "cooler than the other side of the pillow."
- Bouncing boobs > still boobs. Enjoy these lovely sets of perfectly bouncy boobs and get some bonus bouncing butts.
- Another, better version of the Frozen song! Don't pretend that you don't know and love this shit.
- This guy's dance moves are on fire. No seriously, he has fucking fireworks strapped to his feet.
- Snakes like this one CAN hide in your toilet. Nightmares are real.
- Does weed make you gay? Or are we all just a little gay deep down? Free love, man.
- Flying is more terrifying than you ever thought. These confessions from pilots will make you want to never leave your home state. Unless your home state is Florida. Then possible death is better, right?
- Your penis is not that big. And Zara Larsson is going to prove it.