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Didn't Make It

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 9, 2014 at 11:00AM

On the plus side, when he wakes up there will be pizza within arm's reach!

[via UberHumor]

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Soft And Doughy

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 18, 2014 at 2:00PM

You don't need a girlfriend to get breakfast in bed.

[via FailBlog]

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Happy Father’s Day

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 15, 2014 at 12:00PM

Taking care of your child has its benefits.

[via No Way Girl]

Seems Like A Job For Pepperoni

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 12, 2014 at 5:00PM

What is that, frozen? Come on lady, step up your pizza-pasties game.

[via Oddersite]

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Sarah, Party Of One?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 2, 2014 at 10:00AM

It's like she doesn't even appreciate the fact that she's sitting in front of my dream dinner.

[via Imgur]

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