• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

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Leopards Be Shoppin'

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | November 16, 2015 at 11:00PM


Leopards are known to run over 36 mph, jump up to 10 feet, and rock the shit out of white heels at your local market.

[via Ebaum's World]

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Posted by: Josh Keown | May 26, 2015 at 8:00PM


“Oh there’s pineapple on this pizza? Never mind.” *Cat walks away*

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Bursting With Fruit Flavor

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 9, 2015 at 10:00PM


Sorry but I’m not about to nullify the “Contains No Artificial Sweeteners” tattoo I have on my penis.

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 15, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Tropicool

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 25, 2014 at 12:00PM

She later dumped him for being boring and Dole.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Douglas Wong.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[photo: Leon Neal/Staff/Getty Images]