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    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

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    This is exactly why we need more female musicians.

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You Tried

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 28, 2016 at 8:00PM

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The fact that someone ordered three pizzas with pineapple is more outrageous than their bad spelling.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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10 Quirky Coffins Because Death Is So Cute

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 19, 2016 at 3:00PM

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Generally, coffins are just things that stop bugs and worms from devouring our bodies (selfish, btw – you don't need it anymore). But some people seize the opportunity to make these post-mortem vessels one last statement/joke/confession.

To me, the ones below mostly just seem like a good way to blow some of that leftover money and piss your heirs off. Show full post

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Leopards Be Shoppin'

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | November 16, 2015 at 11:00PM

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Leopards are known to run over 36 mph, jump up to 10 feet, and rock the shit out of white heels at your local market.

[via Ebaum's World]

Claim Your Slice

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 26, 2015 at 8:00PM

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“Oh there’s pineapple on this pizza? Never mind.” *Cat walks away*

[via Izismile]

Bursting With Fruit Flavor

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 9, 2015 at 10:00PM

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Sorry but I’m not about to nullify the “Contains No Artificial Sweeteners” tattoo I have on my penis.

[via Pi4nobl4ck]

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