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This Pimp Pelican Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 18, 2014 at 12:00PM

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

The sidewalk's his turf, son.

And don't forget to check out the otherĀ people who deserve fame!

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Full Service Pimp

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 7, 2013 at 3:00PM

Time to refuel. These bitches ain't gonna backhand themselves.

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Pimp School Is Now In Session

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 22, 2013 at 8:00PM

Is that supposed to be Curious George on his face?

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George R.R. Martin: Author, Producer, Ass Man

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 10, 2013 at 3:00PM

Don't hate the player, hate the Game Of Thrones.

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Time Traveling Super-Pimp

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 9, 2013 at 3:00PM

He rode this subway back from the year 3016 to warn us that in the future, bitches still be trippin'.

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