Lu Lu love you long time. Play on playa.
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We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Joel is 37 and enjoys crossword puzzles and sword shopping. That is, when he's not too busy slaying pussy.
He's in here every week depositing an assortment of crumpled, sticky bills.
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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
"What say you grab a jar of Skippy and come on over to my place?"