Is Donald Trump running the control board at ABC 7?
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Cute story, but the hashtag's nothing new, I've been beating off with bacon for years. I call it the "dirty hors d'oeuvre."
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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
This has been Miss Piggy and Kermit’s main source of income since The Muppets got cancelled.
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