Don't let suicide put a damper on things. This is your day!
We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
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"Make sure you zoom out so we can fit all of my future regret in frame."
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A group photo is the perfect time to ambush a friend into fellating food on a stick.
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The kid's instincts were right. Seconds later, that lion ripped his dad's throat out.