True love only lasts forever if you don't know Photoshop.
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
Is it too much to ask for just one family picture where Dad doesn't take his dick out?
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Maybe shoot the lock off your wallet and don't rely on cousin Jeff to be the "photographer."