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Don’t Miss Out

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 19, 2015 at 9:00PM

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Dan is steadfast on that 2am cutoff mark. Hey, a guy’s gotta sleep, ya know?

[via Rad Ass]

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From Around the Web

News Of The Week

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 26, 2015 at 1:00PM

PoopSmearNews

If only she were around to shove shit in the faces of everyone who fails to pick up after their dog. The world would be a better place.

[via HuffPo Weird]

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It's About That Time…

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 4, 2015 at 1:00PM

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I finally know what I'm getting Dad for his 60th!

[via College Humor]

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Catch A Ride

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 24, 2014 at 12:00PM

When you've been drinkin' you always need a friend to come scoop.

[via LiveLeak]

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The Real Bloodmobile

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 25, 2014 at 5:00PM

If your kid willingly hops into this thing it's probably best to just chalk it up to Darwinism.

[via Break]

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