So many shades of orange…
This is the only way to look cool while playing Mahjong.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
I'd date her just because she didn't laugh at any of Bill's jokes.
Whether you're single or taken this Valentine's Day, it's a good idea to stock up on tissues and lotion.
Willing to bet my first born’s college fund that this is his Christian Mingle profile photo as well.
[via The Clearly Dope]
This is purely a photo dessert. If you try to eat it they will cut you.
[via The Chive]
These kinds of shenanigans will get you bit down at the glory hole.
[via Good Meme]
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