Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Light sabers vs. Roman candles. So beautiful. Too bad they'll never see it since they both sustained severe eye burns.
- Sharing your Netflix password is now a federal crime. Yet I will continue to split $8/mo. twenty-seven ways.
- Does this photo show a man's spirit leaving his body? Seeing as how he was still alive when it was taken, I'm going with no.
- The University of North Texas didn't think this mug design through. I've already sent one to each of my exes.
- Woman attacked by beaver at Beaver Lake. Maybe stay the hell off his turf?
- This dude got busted thanks to Pokemon Go. Cheaters: Gotta catch 'em all.
- Thursdays are bringing the bewbage.