I didn't know jerking off had a valedictorian.
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…at stepping on your balls in the nicest way possible.
[via I Heart Chaos]
Thank God they got matching tattoos or else I wouldn't be able to tell they're a family.
Still better than that year Jerry Sandusky wandered into our Christmas photo.
"Hold on a second here, honey. Let me check out the lunch time deal."
"Dear lord! That woman isn't kissing a penis at all! She's kissing a bird! It's one thing for a woman to be putting a beautiful penis near her lips, but a filthy bird… Disgusting. Let's take our business elsewhere."
[via I Am Bored]