Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- The internet is freaking out over this nerd posting pics with hot chicks. Guys, relax. I'm sure he just has a bigger dick than you.
- Guys with fancy lady hair. Um, Dave? You're hogging all the bobby pins.
- The first photo of North West. She's gonna be good at selfies.
- Hulk Hogan lost an arm wrestling contest with Toronto's crackhead mayor. Well duh, crack makes you invincible.
- Harvard approves a BDSM group on campus. Geeks gotta get off (in kind of a scary way) too, okay?
- 25 funny school signs. C'mon guys. There's got to be a better senior prank than that.
- A dog responds to howling wolves. It's like they're the same animal! Oh wait they are.
- 39 hot non-vampires. Bummer, I'm only into the blood sucking hotties.
- The all time most messed up Japanese game shows. Imagine the pitch meetings for them.
- And a baby goat head butts his reflection, because it's Friday and I'm exhausted from watching videos of injury and puke.
[still via Dailydot]