Go hard or go funeral home.
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
See what happens?! You legalize gay marriage and it was only a matter of time!
Whoops, she accidentally butt liked an ex’s Instagram post from 34 weeks ago.
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Just put your phone, shirt, shorts and wallet in a bowl of uncooked rice. They'll be fine.
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There's nothing like wrapping your hand around a girthy eel to make you feel like less of a man.
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Later they tied tin cans to his chair and rode him around with a "Just Married" sign.