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Posted by: Rachel Callman | December 17, 2014 at 2:00PM

Gryffindor is not going to be happy with this attitude.

[via Acid Cow]

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From Around the Web

Seasons Leakings

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 17, 2014 at 1:00PM

ExcitedPee

As an adult, the only things that get you pee-your-pants excited are open bars and lumps that test negative.

[via Bro My God]

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First Family Portrait

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 16, 2014 at 5:00PM

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For her father's sake, I hope he's lying under one of those graves.

[via Catsmob]

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Most Likely To Hit That

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 4, 2014 at 3:00PM

Now I understand why all these hot teachers are throwing their lives away to bang teenagers.

[via Daily Garlic]

Well Aren't You Mr. Cool

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 28, 2014 at 10:00AM

As much as I enjoyed watching this douche on Millionaire Matchmaker (true story), I think I'm going to love him even more in his new series, Irritable Bowel Syndrome: Constantly Looking For The Bathroom.

[via UberHumor]

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A Man Of Many Hobbies

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 20, 2014 at 12:00PM

Actually just two.

[via The Chive]

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