This is a cry for Ritalin if I've ever seen one.
[via Bro My God]
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
It's funny because their phones are so huge! On the other hand, they've all been dealing with some pretty serious brain tumors.
This is how you update to iOS7 in the Catholic church.
[via Acid Cow]