This is a cry for Ritalin if I've ever seen one.
[via Bro My God]
We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
It's funny because their phones are so huge! On the other hand, they've all been dealing with some pretty serious brain tumors.
This is how you update to iOS7 in the Catholic church.
[via Acid Cow]