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Man's Best Friend, Indeed

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 17, 2013 at 9:00PM

Oh and the name of his dog just happens to be the same as his phone number.

[via Uber Humor]

I Hope You Answer In The Middle Of The Night

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 2, 2013 at 4:00PM

Are you guys gonna help me steal somebody's jewelry, or what?

[via UberHumor]

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Here's The Number Of The Guy Who Will Satisfy Your Carnal Lust

Posted by: Carly Hallam | November 11, 2010 at 3:00PM

John Westwood, a 45-year-old New York bookkeeper, is offering oral sex to any qualifying woman. And he's so serious about it, he left a few handwritten notecards in women's magazines with his phone number on the back.

In case you're interested, that number is (718) 446-0424.

Westwood promised Gawker there is "nothing freaky-looking" about him.

Phew. That was my main concern.

This stranger wants to give me and every other woman aged 18 to 59 powerful orgasms? Fine. But what does he look like?

Catch-22

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 16, 2010 at 6:00PM

I'm actually a big math dork, so I found this pretty funny.

But since I'll assume you guys aren't all nerds like me, I handled the calculations for you so you could start prank calling Paula right away.

Her number is (650) 137.62-0011.333333333333333.

[via Nothing To Do With Arbroath]

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Dial B For Bieber

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 16, 2010 at 2:00PM

Gawker reports that over the weekend Justin Bieber got some revenge Bieber-style:

"Saturday night, a tweet appeared then quickly vanished on teen heartthrob Justin Bieber's verified Twitter account: 'everyone call me 248-XXX-XXXX :) or text'. The number belonged to a teen in Detroit, and Justin apparently tweeted it out of revenge."

The guy who's number the Bieb tweeted is pretty upset, but I don't know why.

People are probably just calling to thank you for taking that smarmy Bieber down a peg.  An enemy of Bieber is a friend to everyone!

Bieber, if you want to get revenge on the person who threw the water bottle at you, please tweet an address.  I want to send that hero a thank you card and a bouquet of roses.