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    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

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    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

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Didn’t Think That One Through

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 10, 2015 at 10:00PM


It’s a complete toss up between the number and website as to which is more creepy. I’m leaning toward the website.

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Man's Best Friend, Indeed

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 17, 2013 at 9:00PM

Oh and the name of his dog just happens to be the same as his phone number.

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I Hope You Answer In The Middle Of The Night

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 2, 2013 at 4:00PM

Are you guys gonna help me steal somebody's jewelry, or what?

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Here's The Number Of The Guy Who Will Satisfy Your Carnal Lust

Posted by: Carly Hallam | November 11, 2010 at 3:00PM

John Westwood, a 45-year-old New York bookkeeper, is offering oral sex to any qualifying woman. And he's so serious about it, he left a few handwritten notecards in women's magazines with his phone number on the back.

In case you're interested, that number is (718) 446-0424.

Westwood promised Gawker there is "nothing freaky-looking" about him.

Phew. That was my main concern.

This stranger wants to give me and every other woman aged 18 to 59 powerful orgasms? Fine. But what does he look like?


Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 16, 2010 at 6:00PM

I'm actually a big math dork, so I found this pretty funny.

But since I'll assume you guys aren't all nerds like me, I handled the calculations for you so you could start prank calling Paula right away.

Her number is (650) 137.62-0011.333333333333333.

[via Nothing To Do With Arbroath]






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