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So Thirsty

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 7, 2016 at 5:00PM

PhallicFountain

Nothing gets you through a long hike like a replenishing break at the protein fountain.

[via Pikabu]

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From Around the Web

Move Over Oscar…

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 15, 2016 at 8:00PM

sausageaward

There’s a new more adorable phallic award in town.

[via Rad Ass]

Worth Doing

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 6, 2016 at 9:00PM

We can only hope and pray that Google Earth was taking photos of his farm on this day.

[via Vine]

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Dickish Decorations

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 8, 2015 at 9:00PM

mallpenis

It’s hard to get people to take you seriously as a skin cream professional when you have a bukkake of lights raining down upon your kiosk.

[via Break]

Used And Abused

Posted by: Rachel Callman | November 18, 2015 at 2:00PM

dildo

In a sex shop you'd pay 10 times this price. But you'd also be sure it hasn't been in my grandmother's vagina.

[via TC Mag]

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