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    Goth Grub

    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Move Over Oscar…

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 15, 2016 at 8:00PM

sausageaward

There’s a new more adorable phallic award in town.

[via Rad Ass]

From Around the Web

Worth Doing

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 6, 2016 at 9:00PM

We can only hope and pray that Google Earth was taking photos of his farm on this day.

[via Vine]

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i'm 12

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Dickish Decorations

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 8, 2015 at 9:00PM

mallpenis

It’s hard to get people to take you seriously as a skin cream professional when you have a bukkake of lights raining down upon your kiosk.

[via Break]

Used And Abused

Posted by: Rachel Callman | November 18, 2015 at 2:00PM

dildo

In a sex shop you'd pay 10 times this price. But you'd also be sure it hasn't been in my grandmother's vagina.

[via TC Mag]

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Snack Hard Or Go Home

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 9, 2015 at 1:00PM

SnackHard

I like a woman who can eat food so phallic it scares people passing by.

[via Caveman Circus]

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big

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