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It’s A Bread Sword, You Guys…

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 10, 2016 at 10:00AM

breadsword

A terrible bread sword that would be completely ineffective in a bread sword fight but indeed a bread sword.

[via Radass]

From Around the Web

Stroke Play

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 22, 2016 at 9:00PM

dickhole

You’re definitely going want a new ball if it goes in that hazard.

[via Rad Ass]

Tour de Phallic Road Art

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 5, 2016 at 8:00PM

There should be a penalty if you don’t bike directly through the shaft.

[via Vine]

So Thirsty

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 7, 2016 at 5:00PM

PhallicFountain

Nothing gets you through a long hike like a replenishing break at the protein fountain.

[via Pikabu]

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Move Over Oscar…

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 15, 2016 at 8:00PM

sausageaward

There’s a new more adorable phallic award in town.

[via Rad Ass]