There’s a new more adorable phallic award in town.
[via Rad Ass]
We can only hope and pray that Google Earth was taking photos of his farm on this day.
It’s hard to get people to take you seriously as a skin cream professional when you have a bukkake of lights raining down upon your kiosk.
In a sex shop you'd pay 10 times this price. But you'd also be sure it hasn't been in my grandmother's vagina.
[via TC Mag]
I like a woman who can eat food so phallic it scares people passing by.
[via Caveman Circus]