There’s a new more adorable phallic award in town.
[via Rad Ass]
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
We can only hope and pray that Google Earth was taking photos of his farm on this day.
It’s hard to get people to take you seriously as a skin cream professional when you have a bukkake of lights raining down upon your kiosk.
In a sex shop you'd pay 10 times this price. But you'd also be sure it hasn't been in my grandmother's vagina.
[via TC Mag]
I like a woman who can eat food so phallic it scares people passing by.
[via Caveman Circus]