Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- A guy offered Obama legal weed in a Denver bar. His eyes said, "ask me again in 8 months."
- Ernie Els 6-putted on the first hole at the Masters. This is harder to watch than Faces Of Death.
- Oldest man to ever get a tattoo is 104. He's going to hate how that looks when he's 142.
- Why celebs get $250k to hang at a club for an hour. The short answer? Because they're better than you.
- PETA says eating chicken will shrink your son's penis. But don't worry, beef pumps it up so it all evens out.
- How to open a beer with a cucumber. Watch closely, it's a very delicate process.
- Anyone for a bake sale?