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    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

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    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

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Fuzzy Phallic Footwear

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 26, 2015 at 3:00PM


The softest slippers are made from the severed penises of Dr. Seuss characters.

[via Fuck Yeah Weird Porn]




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Message sent loud and clear, PETA.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Be My Valentine

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 15, 2013 at 12:00PM

Should I feel bad for beating my meat to this?

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Austin F. Cooper.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Be My Valentine

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 11, 2013 at 4:00PM

Those vegetarians look an awful lot like lesbians.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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