• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

Tosh.0 Blog

Crafty Paparazzi

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 9, 2016 at 1:00PM

Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jacks, look away while I take upskirt snaps…

[via Acid Cow]

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From Around the Web

Planet Of The Gropes

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 15, 2016 at 11:00AM

This orangutan suit I bought has already paid for itself in boobies.

[via Izismile]

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Depraved Critter

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 7, 2016 at 11:00AM

My shrink says I'm being paranoid, but I really feel like my ferret is trying to fuck me.

[via Vine]

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Prison Barbie

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 16, 2016 at 12:00PM

barb

We get it, you're a kidnapper. You're laying it on a littttle thick.

[via Reddit]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 13, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: