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Dude Is Swoll

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 28, 2015 at 11:00AM

I'm not going to bother writing a joke when we all know you're far too mesmerized to care.

[via LOL Hehehe]

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From Around the Web

Hard Boiled

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 27, 2015 at 1:00PM

EggPenis

One lick and it yolked all over his face.

[via Izismile]

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Morning Wood

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 26, 2015 at 12:00PM

morningwood

If it doesn’t start deflating within the next four hours, she should seek medical attention.

[via The Chive]

Wiener Snuggie

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 20, 2015 at 11:00AM

WienerSnuggie

There's no better protection from unwanted pregnancy than wearing a toddler mitten on your dick.

[via Kaotic]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 10, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

That Cut Takes Balls

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 8, 2015 at 5:00PM

DickheadHaircut

You don't see many people rocking the "dickhead samurai" these days.

[via Izismile]

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