Tosh.0 Blog

Suspicious Carry-On

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 9, 2015 at 11:00AM

You call that a prank? My best friend's serving two years for the loaded gun I slipped in his bag.

[via YouTube]

Tags: 

airplane

airport

bag

carry on

dick

dildo

friends

luggage

penis

prank

sex toy

travel

tsa

From Around the Web

Hungsutawney Phil

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 5, 2015 at 3:00PM

yes-he-did-yeshe-did

How could he not cast a shadow with that beast hanging off of him?

[via Break]

Wait Til' The D Drops

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 4, 2015 at 10:00AM

Those are the kind of dance moves you feel deep inside of you.

[via Vine]

Tags: 

beat

dance

dick

dildos

drop

moves

music

penis

sex toys

vibrators

Girthy Tablet

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 3, 2015 at 6:00PM

Josh and his iPad holder üòÇüò≥

It's still hard to use in any kind of sun glare, but at least this new version feels great in your ass.

[via Fuck Yeah Weird Porn]

Tags: 

black

case

dick

dildo

holder

iPad

penis

sex toys

tablet

Is This Your Seat? Impressive.

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 28, 2015 at 12:00PM

peen sweat

I'm nervous about how much your penis is sweating in there. Seems unsafe.

[via Imgur]

Tags: 

big

butt

dick

disturbed

gross

impressive

outline

penis

sauna

steam

steam room

sweat

sweating

unsafe

wet

Put A Bun In My Oven

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 23, 2015 at 2:00PM

roll dick

This is gonna sound weird but I have a sudden craving for flaccid penis.

[via Echtlustig]