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We’re So Happy For You Guys

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 11, 2014 at 9:00PM

Overlook the shrinkage, it’s an ice cream cake.

[via Imgur]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: A Semi Wall

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 11, 2014 at 4:00PM

A Semi Wall

 Given the size, are you sure they should be white?

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[photo: Robert Nickelsberg/Contributor/Getty Images]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 7, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[video via Tastefully Offensive]

And Now, A Flamingo Dick

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 7, 2014 at 12:00PM

Keep your tattoo bandaged for 24 hours, then Gold Bond its wings/balls.

[via Ugliest Tattoos]

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Godspeed, Young Tripod

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 5, 2014 at 1:00PM

Hope that's not a pop-up book. He could lose an eye.

[via The Chive]

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Tour De Moose Knuckle

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 31, 2014 at 11:00AM

Considering he rode a bike nearly 2,000 miles, his balls don't look half bad.

[via Imglurk]