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She's Got That Good Wood

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 6, 2015 at 1:00PM

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She'll be sneaking out of the tent for some alone time with nature later.

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If Hotel Shower Curtains Could Talk

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 2, 2015 at 11:00AM

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They would tell you to wear some fucking shower sandals.

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The Year's Best Tattoo!

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 30, 2014 at 12:00PM

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Let's be honest, we all saw this one coming…

We counted up the votes, and the award for year's best tattoo goes to Shadow Work! This bulbous leg-wiener absolutely bludgeoned the competition on it's way to a most veiny victory, and that means you guys are exactly who we thought you were.

Stay golden, Tosh fans. Don't ever change.

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Cozy

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 20, 2014 at 12:00PM

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But does it shrink when it gets super cold?

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There's A Layover In OHH

Posted by: Rachel Callman | December 15, 2014 at 12:00PM

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Figures that the pilot couldn't bother to go from TNG to CLT first.

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O Penis Tree

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 13, 2014 at 10:00AM

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Something about the warm glow of inflatable dick lights that really gets me into the spirit of the season.

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