Don't judge me, it's really cold right now.
I honestly can't tell if this is lunch or sex.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
When your family gets really annoying this weekend, just give thanks this is not your mom.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
This dog is sick and tired of all your yogi bullshit.
His penis scared every female out of the frame.
[via Uber Humor]