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Tattoo Of The Week

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 13, 2015 at 5:00PM

MyBooTattoo

Your boo may want to get his dick checked by a horse doctor, it looks broken.

Click here to check out more infamous ink…

[via LOL Hehehe]

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From Around the Web

Girth Vader

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 13, 2015 at 1:00PM

GirthVader

"Luke, I am in your mother's dresser."

[via Bro My God]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: I Smell Sex And Candlelight

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 13, 2015 at 12:00PM

Sexpo 2014 Launches In Sydney

Do these belong to the butcher, the baker, or the candles dick maker?

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Sam Delamar.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Mark Metcalfe/Stringer/Getty Images]

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Hell Of A Way To Go

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 12, 2015 at 9:00PM

penisstabbed

Betrayed!

By my own… <coughs up blood> …penis.

<dies>

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 12, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

I'm Gonna Butter Your Bread

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 12, 2015 at 4:00PM

dick butter

Spreading this on a bagel really gets me up in the morning.

[via Fail.To]

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