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A Cold One

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | May 23, 2016 at 11:00PM

peniswaterbottleicesculptre

Summer's cumming guys, you gotta hydrate and fellate.

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Eat A Bag Of Hot Dogs

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 23, 2016 at 10:00AM

dogs

That reminds me, I should walk my dog before people come over tonight or he's going to hump everyone.

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Tattoo Of The Week

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 20, 2016 at 5:00PM

DickFace

Shaving that chin is a very delicate process.

Click here to check out more infamous ink.

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Masterpiece Squeeze

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 19, 2016 at 3:00PM

StableDavid

You have to manually empty David every few weeks or his balls swell and crack.

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 16, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

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Photo Drop

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 11, 2016 at 5:00PM

DadDong

Is it too much to ask for just one family picture where Dad doesn't take his dick out?

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