Summer's cumming guys, you gotta hydrate and fellate.
[via The Chive]
That reminds me, I should walk my dog before people come over tonight or he's going to hump everyone.
You have to manually empty David every few weeks or his balls swell and crack.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Is it too much to ask for just one family picture where Dad doesn't take his dick out?