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    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

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    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Chicken Dick

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 4, 2015 at 10:00AM

chicken dick

You know, in some states they believe eating this will turn you gay.

[via Radass]

From Around the Web

Can't Wait For Christmas Morning

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 23, 2013 at 4:00PM

dongpresent

I'm not sure what pissed the wife off more. A giant penis shaped present under the tree or the fact that she got a vacuum for Christmas.

[via Imgur]

That Was A Fun Day

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 19, 2013 at 10:00PM

sandpenis

Cheer up. Your face could have very easily been the anus.

[via Scrotum Coat]

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Time To Get Wet

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 29, 2013 at 11:00AM

dickpool

I've been a lifeguard at this hotel since you were swimming around your father's pool.

[via Acid Cow]

Taiwan Has Penis-Shaped Corn Dogs

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 16, 2012 at 1:00PM

Because if there's one food that doesn't look enough like a penis, it's the corn dog.

[via IAB]

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