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Fresh Penicure

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 10, 2014 at 1:00PM

To be fair, this is her restaurant's uniform.

[via Bro My God]

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Right In The Paintballs

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 8, 2014 at 3:00PM

But seriously, never get a real gun. You'll shoot your dick off.

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Riding The Pine

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 2, 2014 at 6:00PM

Wouldn't mind being the last player off this bench. Am I right, ladies?

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Dorm Room Essentials

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 28, 2014 at 3:00PM

When you head off to college you'll want to make sure you have:

1. Bed risers for added storage space

2. 40-pack of Top Ramen noodle soup for late night snacking

3. Poster of anthropomorphized leopard showing of his dick-neck, for… the ladies?

[via LOL Hehehe]

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Bulky Passenger

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 28, 2014 at 11:00AM

Don't try this with an inflatable black penis. That's just asking to get pulled over.

[via Life and Joy]

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