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Boner Beach

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 30, 2015 at 1:00PM

Good luck getting semen-confetti out of your hair.

[via Bro My God]

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From Around the Web

Nice Attention To Detail

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 25, 2015 at 8:00PM

liptat

The tat of her boyfriend’s penis is spot on, right down to the herpes blisters.

[via Reddit]

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Private Handler

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 25, 2015 at 11:00AM

ArmyMan

With the enemy closing in, he's hoping to complete one last mission.

[via Kaotic]

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Scrotum Pole

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 23, 2015 at 1:00PM

PenisTotem

Nothing like a small, Asian woman to make you look a little bigger.

[via Twitter]

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Deadly Weapons

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 17, 2015 at 3:00PM

DildoWarrior

His favorite Ninja Turtle is Dong-atello.

[via VK]

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