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Surprise!

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 16, 2014 at 11:00AM

It's not a parade until a lady sprays your family with her puppet penis.

[via Gif YouTube]

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Ding Dong

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 15, 2014 at 11:00AM

This door only opens if you pull… over and over and over.

[via The Chive]

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Fresh Penicure

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 10, 2014 at 1:00PM

To be fair, this is her restaurant's uniform.

[via Bro My God]

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Right In The Paintballs

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 8, 2014 at 3:00PM

But seriously, never get a real gun. You'll shoot your dick off.

[via Bro My God]

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Riding The Pine

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 2, 2014 at 6:00PM

Wouldn't mind being the last player off this bench. Am I right, ladies?

[via New Schoolers]

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