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Low Hung Fruit

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 29, 2014 at 11:00AM

An apple-dick a day gets the teacher formally evaluated and placed on a 6-month probationary period.

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Stiff Competition

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 28, 2014 at 12:00PM

Is it cheating to Xerox your penis and color it in?

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10 Amazing Books That Actually Exist

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 26, 2014 at 3:00PM

I've made no secret of my borderline illiteracy, so needless to say, books aren't really my thing. However, if I were to make a wishlist of the literary works I want most in the world, these gems would land right near the top. Because let's be honest, I'm not just going to throw away my cat's discarded hair like some kind of wasteful lunatic.

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Severe Wiener Warning

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 24, 2014 at 4:00PM

Better hunker down. This storm is going to get messy.

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I Don't Want To Know How You Flush It

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 24, 2014 at 10:00AM

It's like Han Solo was frozen in carbonite in an extremely vulnerable moment.

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