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    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

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    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 26, 2016 at 1:00PM

ToiletPythonNews

For me, every trip to the bathroom is a battle with a giant snake… hiyoooo!

[via HuffPo Weird]

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From Around the Web

A Cold One

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | May 23, 2016 at 11:00PM

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Summer's cumming guys, you gotta hydrate and fellate.

[via The Chive]

Eat A Bag Of Hot Dogs

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 23, 2016 at 10:00AM

dogs

That reminds me, I should walk my dog before people come over tonight or he's going to hump everyone.

[via Imgur]

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Tattoo Of The Week

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 20, 2016 at 5:00PM

DickFace

Shaving that chin is a very delicate process.

Click here to check out more infamous ink.

[via Chzbgr]

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Masterpiece Squeeze

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 19, 2016 at 3:00PM

StableDavid

You have to manually empty David every few weeks or his balls swell and crack.

[via Catsmob]

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