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Put It In Your Mouth

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 2, 2015 at 12:00PM

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I only brush my teeth on anniversaries and birthdays.

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Oh, Japan

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 25, 2015 at 10:00PM

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This performance was inspired by a dream someone had while suffering from a 103-degree fever.

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It Ain’t Easy Bein’ Cheesy

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 25, 2015 at 8:00PM

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This particular shape was developed for those of you who like to suck the cheese off the Cheeto before chewing.

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Dicks Have A Mind Of Their Own

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 24, 2015 at 4:00PM

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You have to respect the size of that print because you know it's cold as fuck out there.

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Cum On Feel The Noise

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 23, 2015 at 10:00PM

It’s pretty clear when they’re on the last song of the show.

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