But does it shrink when it gets super cold?
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A weekly roundup of things that will further degrade your faith in humanity.
Order "Collas" and "Exposed Arms" on DVD or Blu-Ray.
There's another carrot a bit lower down you could grab onto too...
Figures that the pilot couldn't bother to go from TNG to CLT first.
[via Acid Cow]
Something about the warm glow of inflatable dick lights that really gets me into the spirit of the season.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
You are NOT Putin that in my ass again.
We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.
After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from comments left by Mark Toitia.
Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.
Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.
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