That’s a good way to get crabs.
I don’t remember the baking instructions to a DiGiorno Pizza involving urine but maybe I’ve been doing it wrong all along.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
I don't see any toilet paper – are you just supposed to use litter?
Seriously? Guys can't even get all of their pee into a urinal that's on the ground.