We thank you for your service.
[via Ebaum's World]
I honestly can't tell if this is lunch or sex.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
When your family gets really annoying this weekend, just give thanks this is not your mom.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Based on the color of my pee, he said my hydration level was "tremendous."
[via Bored Panda]
It was adorable until he finished up and wrote a ton of hate speech on the wall.
[via Dump A Day]
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
I don't know what you're doing, but I do know it ends with you unconscious on a cold, pee soaked floor.
[via Evil Milk]