• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

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10 Attacks Of Captain Obvious

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 10, 2016 at 3:00PM

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Just so you know, everyone in the world thinks you are stupid. Or at the very least, extremely litigious. Everything from coffee cups to candy dispensers come with warning labels to keep you from harming your delicate self.

Here are some of the most offensively obvious things we could find. Show full post

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From Around the Web

Mr. Payday

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 26, 2015 at 4:00PM

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He’s a super villain for anyone with a peanut allergy.

[via Izismile]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 22, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

10 Obvious Things That Didn’t Need Explaining

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 18, 2015 at 3:00PM

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I would like to stand by my headline and say that the items below don't need an explanation. However, Donald Trump is still being considered for the presidency so maybe things DO need to be spelled out for everyone.

Take a look and the stuff below and decide for yourselves.

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Gimme That Nut

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | August 12, 2015 at 11:00PM

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They are only available at Hoe Foods.

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