He’s a super villain for anyone with a peanut allergy.
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
I would like to stand by my headline and say that the items below don't need an explanation. However, Donald Trump is still being considered for the presidency so maybe things DO need to be spelled out for everyone.
Take a look and the stuff below and decide for yourselves.
His new wife was all like, "Wah wah, wah wah wah wah wah."