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    Goth Grub
    Goth Grub

    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

Tosh.0 Blog

Mr. Payday

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 26, 2015 at 4:00PM

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He’s a super villain for anyone with a peanut allergy.

[via Izismile]

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From Around the Web

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 22, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

10 Obvious Things That Didn’t Need Explaining

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 18, 2015 at 3:00PM

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I would like to stand by my headline and say that the items below don't need an explanation. However, Donald Trump is still being considered for the presidency so maybe things DO need to be spelled out for everyone.

Take a look and the stuff below and decide for yourselves.

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Gimme That Nut

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | August 12, 2015 at 11:00PM

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They are only available at Hoe Foods.

[via Izismile]

Charlie Brown Let Loose This Thanksgiving

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 24, 2010 at 11:00AM

His new wife was all like, "Wah wah, wah wah wah wah wah."

[via Reddit]