He’s a super villain for anyone with a peanut allergy.
This whole country has gone to hell.
Make your own commercial for the new season, and you could wind up on TV.
They might be young, but they're just as vicious as a woman twice their age.
Never in the history of Web Redemptions has someone been so exactly who we thought they'd be.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
I would like to stand by my headline and say that the items below don't need an explanation. However, Donald Trump is still being considered for the presidency so maybe things DO need to be spelled out for everyone.
Take a look and the stuff below and decide for yourselves.
His new wife was all like, "Wah wah, wah wah wah wah wah."