He’s a super villain for anyone with a peanut allergy.
We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
I would like to stand by my headline and say that the items below don't need an explanation. However, Donald Trump is still being considered for the presidency so maybe things DO need to be spelled out for everyone.
Take a look and the stuff below and decide for yourselves.
His new wife was all like, "Wah wah, wah wah wah wah wah."