He’s a super villain for anyone with a peanut allergy.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Every week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.
Turns out "peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat" is not edible. RIP, my little pixelated friend.