He’s a super villain for anyone with a peanut allergy.
We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Every week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.
Turns out "peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat" is not edible. RIP, my little pixelated friend.