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    I honestly can't tell if this is lunch or sex.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    When your family gets really annoying this weekend, just give thanks this is not your mom.

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    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Blonde Ambition

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 24, 2015 at 12:00PM

Street Style At The 2015 Coachella Valley Music And Arts Festival - Weekend 1

I'd like to solve the puzzle……Two dollar whore.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Chase Robert.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Rachel Murray/Stringer/Getty Images]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Blonde Ambition

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 20, 2015 at 4:00PM

Street Style At The 2015 Coachella Valley Music And Arts Festival - Weekend 1

Peace and Money. Two things that, historically, have gone hand in hand.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[Rachel Murray/Stringer/Getty Images]

Praying Man-tis

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | February 19, 2015 at 11:00PM


This is the peace and tranquility I like to achieve right before I fuck up a plate of McRibs.

[via Izismile]

Bitch, Don't Kill My Vibe

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 19, 2014 at 5:00PM

No baptism is going to stop Peepaw from livin' that gangsta life.

[via Uber Humor]

Rubber Dick Etiquette

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 23, 2013 at 10:00AM

Feel free to put them in each other though. That's kind of what they're for. (Seriously)

[via Break]








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