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Pleasurable Commute

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 31, 2014 at 9:00PM

With light rail oral you get to enjoy the moment without those constant annoyances like the car getting knocked into the wrong gear at 60mph.

[via The Chive]

PDA Makes Me Sick

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 22, 2014 at 10:00AM

…As do Jager bombs.

[via I am Bored]

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alcohol

bar

date

dating

gross

kiss

PDA

puke

vomit

Strangers Making Out For The First Time

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 15, 2014 at 6:00PM

Any time you're scared to talk to a girl just remember there's a photo that exists of a man making out with a god damn tiger.

[via Nick Holmes]

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animals

balls

courage

dangerous animals

make out

PDA

tiger

wtf

Keeping A Safe Distance

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 17, 2014 at 8:00PM

To be fair Linda had been making out with that tree for ten minutes before the couple showed up.

[via Acid Cow]

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awkward

couple

lake

makeout

park

PDA

tree

Real Live Lady Love

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 5, 2013 at 2:00PM

They genuinely thought eating Chic-Fil-A would ward off dangerous "Lesbanians."

[via Uber Humor]