This whole country has gone to hell.
Make your own commercial for the new season, and you could wind up on TV.
They might be young, but they're just as vicious as a woman twice their age.
Never in the history of Web Redemptions has someone been so exactly who we thought they'd be.
The toughest part of this situation as a husband is not acting excited that you’ll be getting delivery pizza instead.
Lucy is testing the limits of Olive Garden’s “Never Ending Pasta Bowl.”
For people who say weed doesn't ruin lives… eat this, then talk to me.
He'd also like a glass of ice water. Yeah just a cup of diamonds.
[via The Chive]