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10 People Who Should Just Eat Out

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 23, 2016 at 3:00PM

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I think Ice-T said it best when he said, "Cookin' ain't easy." Or something like that. We all have to eat, so most of us have at least tried it out, but a surprising number of us are utterly useless at feeding ourselves.

Here are a few people who should just wall off the kitchen in their homes.

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Insta-Nope

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 22, 2016 at 10:00PM

And just like that, the world was robbed of an important piece of art.

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Pasta Protection

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 12, 2016 at 8:00PM

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Pro Tip: Keep all your leftovers in condoms to prevent your roommates from eating them. For added security tell your roomies that they are used condoms.

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Pesto Dreamin'

Posted by: Alex Ovadia | June 4, 2016 at 8:00PM

If you wanted to know what I look like sitting on a curb eating from a food truck at 2am, this is it.

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10 Shining Examples Of Laziness

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 20, 2016 at 3:00PM

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Every person is unique in his or her own way, or whatever. Mostly I think we're all lazy pieces of crap when left to our own devices. Some of us are better at the art of sloth than others.

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