You're not getting away this time, DiCaprio!
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The vomit fountain is my least favorite of the buffet fountains.
Make sure you give her the whole arm rest and don’t even think about asking her to get up so you can use the bathroom.
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When you think about the fact that 75% of the people on this flight are coughing and it's all recycled air, this just isn't that gross.
He's going to be so pissed when he realizes they're going to the zoo and not Honey Con 2016.