Don't think for a second that being carelessly tossed on the back of a moped is an excuse to put off algebra.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Unfortunately TSA doesn’t have a device to detect if there is a vengeful soul of a serial killer inside dolls.
[via Cats Mob]
Don’t try holding him back from the following:
1. Firing up the laptop and reclining his seat during takeoff.
2. Going to the bathroom while the seatbelt light is still illuminated.
3. Watching an episode of Law & Order SVU without headphones.