• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

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Right After This

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 30, 2016 at 4:00PM

afety

Now, please allow him to demonstrate how bloody it can get when you are unsafe.

[via Izismile]

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Wild Ride

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 12, 2016 at 1:00PM

CheetahCar

I told you 'Sick Gazelle' by Calvin Klein was the wrong cologne to wear on safari…

[via Radass]

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Wicked Commute

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 7, 2016 at 1:00PM

DemonGoat

The worst part about taking the subway is all the charred goat demons.

[via Lazy Cookie]

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Carry On Item

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | June 20, 2016 at 11:00PM

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"Attention passengers, today's in-flight entertainment will be presented to us by Deborah in coach."

[via Break]

Road Rage Deterrent

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 25, 2016 at 10:00AM

That's how fast you can go from enraged to covered in your own pee.

[via Daily Garlic]

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