Then why dem jeans so tight?
We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
This makes his post-coffee morning dump nice and easy, too.
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That's the realest, most literal "ride or die bitch" I've ever seen.
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Is there anything worse than when a hooker dies in your time machine?
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