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Good N' Dead

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 26, 2015 at 4:00PM

hes good

That's because the E. coli hasn't had time to properly set in yet.

[via The Chive]

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Morning Wood

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 26, 2015 at 12:00PM

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If it doesn’t start deflating within the next four hours, she should seek medical attention.

[via The Chive]

The Tacos Were A Success

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 25, 2015 at 10:00AM

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Beauty Tip: Taco Bell mild sauce is a cheap and easy way to instant tan your face.

[via Izismile]

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Please Take Your Receipt

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 16, 2015 at 2:00PM

Looks like you got one order of dog breath and 48 orders of unnecessary barking.

[via Echtlustig]

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Just A Little Power Nap

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 8, 2015 at 8:00PM

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Nobody had the heart to tell her that it wasn’t a beachside cabana.

[via Reddit]