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Please Take Your Receipt

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 16, 2015 at 2:00PM

Looks like you got one order of dog breath and 48 orders of unnecessary barking.

[via Echtlustig]

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From Around the Web

Just A Little Power Nap

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 8, 2015 at 8:00PM

portonap

Nobody had the heart to tell her that it wasn’t a beachside cabana.

[via Reddit]

Nuclear Stomachache

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 8, 2015 at 12:00PM

toilet broke

This is a public relations nightmare for Taco Bell.

[via Echtlustig]

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explode

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Rest Easy, Cheesy

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 25, 2015 at 1:00PM

PizzaSleepMask

This was priceless right up until they realized he'd been dead for several hours.

[via Gag Bay]

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Aftermath

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 10, 2015 at 5:00PM

PartyAftermath

Only the best keggers end in what looks like a probable murder-suicide.

[via Bro My God]

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cleanup

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morning

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