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Hold Your Loved Ones Close

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 4, 2015 at 11:00AM

pizza cuddle

For Valentine's Day pizza is getting me an extra ten pounds. Can't wait!

[via Radass]

He's Very Resourceful

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 3, 2015 at 10:00AM

locked out

When you get locked out, you have two choices: cry like a little bitch, or order a pizza and burrito yourself in the welcome mat.

[ via Echtlustig]

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Smells Like Romance

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 15, 2015 at 11:00AM

GarbageBeach69

You haven't known true love until you've 69'd on Garbage Beach.

[via Fun Space]

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Sex

High Altitude Is Very Dehydrating

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 5, 2015 at 10:00AM

fly high

I bet you $50 he throws up before that baby in front of him.

[via Uber Humor]

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Suddenly He’s 40

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 15, 2014 at 10:00PM

hairprank

His terrible friends took it one step further and traded his car for a minivan.

[via Izismile]

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