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Rest Easy, Cheesy

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 25, 2015 at 1:00PM

PizzaSleepMask

This was priceless right up until they realized he'd been dead for several hours.

[via Gag Bay]

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face

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From Around the Web

Aftermath

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 10, 2015 at 5:00PM

PartyAftermath

Only the best keggers end in what looks like a probable murder-suicide.

[via Bro My God]

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after

aftermath

beer

bodies

cleanup

dead

drinking

hammered

morning

next

party

passed out

Hold Your Loved Ones Close

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 4, 2015 at 11:00AM

pizza cuddle

For Valentine's Day pizza is getting me an extra ten pounds. Can't wait!

[via Radass]

He's Very Resourceful

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 3, 2015 at 10:00AM

locked out

When you get locked out, you have two choices: cry like a little bitch, or order a pizza and burrito yourself in the welcome mat.

[ via Echtlustig]

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asleep

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fail

floor

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rug

sleep

Smells Like Romance

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 15, 2015 at 11:00AM

GarbageBeach69

You haven't known true love until you've 69'd onĀ Garbage Beach.

[via Fun Space]

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69

beach

garbage

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litter

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