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Antitanked Rocket

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 29, 2014 at 11:00AM

"Drawing dicks on drunk people is for amateurs. Get me my bazooka."

[via LOL Blog]

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So Peaceful

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 28, 2014 at 9:00PM

Never too early to get in line for those Black Friday deals.

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Looks Cozy

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 21, 2014 at 9:00PM

Your friends are pretty cool because a much easier alternative would have been a penis.

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beach

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sand castle

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No Loitering

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 9, 2014 at 5:00PM

His mom went inside to get cigarettes 33 years ago.

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baby

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Didn't Make It

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 9, 2014 at 11:00AM

On the plus side, when he wakes up there will be pizza within arm's reach!

[via UberHumor]

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food

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