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So Close, Yet So Far

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 19, 2014 at 10:00AM

This is exactly what happens to me after I eat turkey.

[via Izismile]

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drunk

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food

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kitchen

munchies

night

pass out

sleep

So Like I Was Saying…

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 24, 2014 at 2:00PM

The reason reporters wear makeup is in case all the color suddenly drains from their face.

[via BroBible]

Dude, You're Really Missing Out

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 3, 2014 at 10:00AM

Truthfully, we ALWAYS do the fun stuff while you guys are sleeping…

[via Izismile and my life]

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asleep

flash

girls

guys

party

pass out

sleep

Look Daddy You're Rainbow Brite

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 18, 2014 at 12:00PM

Remind me to never be the first one to pass out at a princess tea party.

[via Uber Humor]

Are You Okay?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 19, 2013 at 10:00AM

"Totally! Just wanna get a better look at this corner."

[via The Chive]

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are you okay

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wtf