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    Goth Grub

    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Words To Live By

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 26, 2016 at 5:00PM

MakeYourOwnRules

"What should rule #2 be?"

"I'm too drunk to be clever. Just draw a dick."

[via A Plus]

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From Around the Web

How Drunk Do You Have To Be…

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 11, 2016 at 10:00PM

urinalnap

to wear that shirt?

[via Reddit]

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bad shirt

bar

bathroom

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shirt

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Late Night Hook-up

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 2, 2016 at 9:00PM

pizzapassout

I’m unsure of his intentions with that pizza. Either way let the cheese cool first.

[via The Chive]

Drunken Roughage

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 11, 2016 at 3:00PM

Even while blacked out, Kurt always gets his daily value of leafy greens.

[via YouTube]

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alcohol

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SALAD!!!

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Breathing Is Important

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 8, 2015 at 10:00PM

Pro Tip: Pull off this move while helping a friend move and they’ll never ask you for help again.

[via Youtube]